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White Out tastes like a flat Sprite and doesn’t get one high if huffed. Participating in a democratic process.Ĭons: Distortion tastes like floor cleaner. 91 milligrams of caffeine per 20 ounce bottle. Distortion reminds me of Baja Blast Mountain Dew. Pros: Typhoon was the best tasting and most creative flavor. Item: Mountain Dew DEWmocracy Flavors 2010 (Distortion, Typhoon, White Out) (Nutrition Facts – 20 ounces – 280 calories, 0 grams of fat, 105 milligrams of sodium, 76 grams of carbohydrates, 76 grams of sugar and 0 grams of protein.) Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get checked for diabetes since I made out with all of the DEWmocracy contestants. While each of the 2008 flavors combined citrus with other fruit flavors, the 2010 versions, except Typhoon, were just different shades of citrus. Overall, I don’t think Distortion and Virgin Smirnoff Ice were as creative as the 2008 DEWmocracy flavors. Mountain Dew White Out would’ve been a lot more interesting if I could get high while huffing it.
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According to the bottle, Virgin Smirnoff Ice’s flavor is described as a “smooth citrus Dew,” which I totally agree with because it tasted like a flat Sprite with tangerine/orange undertones. So I chose not to give one to Mountain Dew White Out, which I will call, on occasion, in this paragraph, Virgin Smirnoff Ice, because it looks like Smirnoff Ice. Unfortunately, I couldn’t give a rose to every flavor. Distortion’s lime flavor was a little bit stronger than the Baja Blast, placing it slightly into the territory of sodas that taste more like floor cleaners, but I did enjoy it.
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It reminded me of the Taco Bell exclusive Baja Blast Mountain Dew, which I do enjoy partaking with my Taco Bell meal that most likely contains seasoned ground beef, cheese, shredded lettuce, sour cream, and refried beans in a soft tortilla. Distortion is a “lime blasted” Mountain Dew and not only are its looks familiar, but also its flavor. It looks like regular Mountain Dew, but once it’s popped open, its true self will hit your taste buds. I’d give another rose to Mountain Dew Distortion. Although, as much as I liked it, I wasn’t completely blown away by it. While those who live in the western part of the Pacific Ocean probably don’t like its name, I thought its pineapple and citrus flavor was the best tasting and most unique of the three DEWmocracy flavors. If I were giving out roses, like The Bachelor does, to those flavors I would like to see added to the regular Mountain Dew lineup, I would give the first one to the tropical punch flavored Mountain Dew Typhoon. While The Bachelor had to worry about mono and herpes, I had to worry about diabetes and obesity. Just like The Bachelor, I got to suck face with all of the contestants and put myself at risk for catching a disease. However, instead of having a harem of fame-seeking women to choose from and give roses to if I deem them to be beautiful or least craziest, I had to select between three caffeine-fortified and Durex condom-colored flavors - White Out, Typhoon and Distortion. You may have to select a menu option or click a button.I now know what it’s like being The Bachelor, thanks to this year’s Mountain Dew DEWmocracy flavors. Follow the instructions for disabling the ad blocker on the site you’re viewing.
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